Just thought I'd share a few words of wisdom from things I've come across in the last, oh, 15 years of my life...


"Ned Kelly is my role model because he stood up to the police and back in those days that was a really bad thing to do."
-- Katie ~Best-Ex-Friend

"Chad had done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator."
--Mark Williams

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in football - but none of them
serious."
--Adrian Anderson

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air
for even longer."
--Dermott Brereton

"Just because rice goes with curry doesn't mean that hot food is caused by rice"
--My mum

and finally....

Anyone who says nothing is imposible has never tried slamming a revolving door



Thankyou, and goodnight, uh, I mean afternoon... *awkward silence*